What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

  • their initial offer is too low
  • possible unnecessary ad space
  • stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

  • “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
  • “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
  • “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

180mph:

genetics is a fucked up and unfair game

golden-caulfield: we’re just falling apart

golden-caulfield:

we’re just falling apart