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nevvzealand: my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:41 -0400

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:03:31 -0400

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

blackromney: freedie-mercury: blackromney: ‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:18 -0400

blackromney:

freedie-mercury:

blackromney:

‘sad’ backwards is ‘das’ and ‘das’ in German means ‘the’. ‘the’ has 3 letters and u know what else has 3 letters???

that’s right„ ‘pee’

what does this mean

we just don’t know

run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:08 -0400

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:57:28 -0400

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery

so be it

beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:37 -0400

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:24 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

projects at the end of the school year

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:18 -0400

projects at the end of the school year

Denmark

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:24:20 -0400

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

gay-nations: I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:24:06 -0400

gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:23:43 -0400

2boys1cup:

it started out with a click

how did it end up like this

nishlo: wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:54 -0400

nishlo:

wtf is a spaghetti strap bitch u got noodles on yo shoulders

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:41 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:20:23 -0400

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:18:00 -0400

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:45:02 -0400

grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:25:46 -0400

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

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Mon, 20 May 2013 03:24:26 -0400

Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:22:29 -0400

Plot twist: the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for

whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:22:21 -0400

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’